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1. What if yields had a customer service line? save
2. Yields is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about yields is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine yields, but run by your grandma. save
5. Yields: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like yields is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for yields. save
8. Yields has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers yields for the first time. save
10. Yields if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save