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Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

burthen tonnage metric ton ore draught hectare annum cargo coal knots mined tonnes displacement uranium sunk zinc armament load cocaine shipped copper crude dioxide

Means about the same

oodles lots loads lashings heaps piles dozens stacks gobs rafts scads scores slews wads metrics shades tonne odp barrels boatloads casks drums gallons hamburgers

Rhymes

buns guns shuns runs handguns ones sons nuns stuns overruns funs outruns quinze blowguns grandsons muns outguns bruns munns unz homeruns dones duns frunze

Sounds like (for puns)

tons tonnes tuns tens tins tunes teens towns tones tongues tans toons tums tines tains tems tynes townes tungs tanz tiens dones duns tense

Angles

What if tons had a customer service line? save
Tons is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about tons is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine tons, but run by your grandma. save
Tons: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like tons is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for tons. save
Tons has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers tons for the first time. save
Tons if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save