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1. What if return had a customer service line? save
2. Return is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about return is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine return, but run by your grandma. save
5. Return: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like return is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for return. save
8. Return has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers return for the first time. save
10. Return if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save