Comedy Creator

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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

one-thirdquartersthirdstwothirds2/3rdsthree-quartersthree-fourthsfive-sixthstwo-fifthsthirdthree quartersone-halfone-sixththree-eighthsthree-quarterfour-fifthshalfthreequarterssixty-thirdtripartitionthirdingone and a halfseven-eighthstierce

Rhymes

two thirds

Sounds like (for puns)

twothirdstwo-thirdstwo thirdstowardstetheredtetherstwo wordstithersturdstutorstumorstutoredtoothedstewardstumourstussaudstoothertruth hurtstooterstwo sidestwo birdstwo roadstwo treestwofers

Angles

  1. What if two-thirds had a customer service line? save
  2. Two-thirds is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about two-thirds is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine two-thirds, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Two-thirds: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like two-thirds is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for two-thirds. save
  8. Two-thirds has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers two-thirds for the first time. save
  10. Two-thirds if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save