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1. What if half had a customer service line? save
2. Half is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about half is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine half, but run by your grandma. save
5. Half: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like half is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for half. save
8. Half has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers half for the first time. save
10. Half if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save