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1. What if one-third had a customer service line? save
2. One-third is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about one-third is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine one-third, but run by your grandma. save
5. One-third: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like one-third is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for one-third. save
8. One-third has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers one-third for the first time. save
10. One-third if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save