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Associations

assailant slashed screwdriver knife stabbing strangled dagger bayonet stab chest scissors mutilated stomach inmate attacker wounds abdomen beheaded throat spear neck knives dies murderer

Means about the same

injured appeal appealed attacked challenge challenged choked contested ditched dumped froze hit hurt kicked knife knifed knocked nailed piqued planted punched slashed sliced slugged

Rhymes

crabbed grabbed jabbed scabbed dabbed shabbed tabbed blabbed slabbed gabbed drabbed cabbed nabbed

Sounds like (for puns)

stabbed stubbed stab swabbed stayed stat stead stabber sobbed stabs staid stad stap stade scabbed statt staub stapp staab staib cbed slabbed stagged staude

Angles

What if stabbed had a customer service line? save
Stabbed is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about stabbed is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine stabbed, but run by your grandma. save
Stabbed: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like stabbed is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for stabbed. save
Stabbed has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers stabbed for the first time. save
Stabbed if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save