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1. What if attacker had a customer service line? save
2. Attacker is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about attacker is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine attacker, but run by your grandma. save
5. Attacker: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like attacker is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for attacker. save
8. Attacker has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers attacker for the first time. save
10. Attacker if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save