Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

shearsscissorovershootforcepspantographleftyknivesbladesgluebanditrazorattackercuttingmaneuverneedlesstabpastenailbitestainlesskickbluntcrossoverknife

Means about the same

pair of scissorssnipsshearsmanicurecharlottechiselsclipperssecateurscutterstrimmerskitchen shearsprunersnippersgarden shearspinking shearspruning shearsshearscalpelthinning scissorstin snipsknifeslitterwire cuttersglass cutter

Sounds like (for puns)

scissorssissorscaesarssizersseizersscissorsearssaucerssittersseerssizzlersseressiserasetterssouthersseizurescaesarcesarsarscicerosatyrssauerscicercaesurae

Angles

  1. What if scissors had a customer service line? save
  2. Scissors is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about scissors is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine scissors, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Scissors: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like scissors is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for scissors. save
  8. Scissors has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers scissors for the first time. save
  10. Scissors if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save