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1. What if sorted had a customer service line? save
2. Sorted is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about sorted is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine sorted, but run by your grandma. save
5. Sorted: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like sorted is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for sorted. save
8. Sorted has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers sorted for the first time. save
10. Sorted if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save