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Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

pts pos height depth align thickness narrower aperture inches shell length pulse style col porch metres clearance background varies stripes nave arches relegation beam

Means about the same

breadth wide broad extent widening magnitude depth outer across height amount thick edge thickness length roll size fatty gauge skank weighting right-of-way slot pillow

Sounds like (for puns)

width with widow wid withe wido widths widdy wids widd widi wed weds wedd wead wud wedt ueda wad wada waad ouida -wide ouid

Angles

What if width had a customer service line? save
Width is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about width is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine width, but run by your grandma. save
Width: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like width is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for width. save
Width has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers width for the first time. save
Width if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save