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1. What if classification had a customer service line? save
2. Classification is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about classification is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine classification, but run by your grandma. save
5. Classification: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like classification is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for classification. save
8. Classification has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers classification for the first time. save
10. Classification if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save