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Associations

preemptionnewscastprimetimeprogrammingthreadslatesuitssyndicatedlawsairingstatuteregulationnbcterroristbidprovisioncoveragefavorprioritycbsbreakingabcinterventionsupreme

Means about the same

preemptionanticipatepre-emptprecedenceprioritysecond-guessappropriatepreferencepreferredcounterreplacecounteractpreventforestalldeterthwartavoidfrustratepreëmptprepossessforetakepreoccupatepreconsumeget ahead of

Rhymes

contemptexemptattempttemptunkemptkemptempttakeover attemptnemptshowing contempt

Sounds like (for puns)

preemptpre-emptpre emptpreemptsprimpedpromptpreamppreppedpreceptpreemptiveperceptpreemiepreemptedpreempreemptingpre-emptivepreemiespre emptivepreemptorypre-emptedprimppimpedplumpedpriyam

Angles

  1. What if preempt had a customer service line? save
  2. Preempt is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about preempt is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine preempt, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Preempt: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like preempt is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for preempt. save
  8. Preempt has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers preempt for the first time. save
  10. Preempt if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save