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1. What if statute had a customer service line? save
2. Statute is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about statute is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine statute, but run by your grandma. save
5. Statute: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like statute is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for statute. save
8. Statute has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers statute for the first time. save
10. Statute if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save