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Means about the same

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Rhymes

exemptstemptsattemptsempts

Sounds like (for puns)

preemptspreemptpre-emptpre emptpromptspreemptivepreceptspreemptedpreemptingpre-emptiveperceptspre emptivepreemptorypre-emptedpromotesprimpedprimpspresentspromptpercentspreventspreamppreemiespriapus

Angles

  1. What if preempts had a customer service line? save
  2. Preempts is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about preempts is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine preempts, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Preempts: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like preempts is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for preempts. save
  8. Preempts has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers preempts for the first time. save
  10. Preempts if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save