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1. What if optimizer had a customer service line? save
2. Optimizer is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about optimizer is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine optimizer, but run by your grandma. save
5. Optimizer: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like optimizer is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for optimizer. save
8. Optimizer has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers optimizer for the first time. save
10. Optimizer if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save