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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

dbms sql relational schema query queries oracle indexes metadata server xml repository transaction data tables api transactions file stored files entries genome updates ibm

Means about the same

databank data diskette directory dataset nid baseline cpd file register inventory bank information repertoire roster foundation based base basis groundwork basic driven mast spleen

Rhymes

base trace case embrace pace ace showcase face space disgrace apace efface brace debase race interface lace displace commonplace bass marketplace chase mace retrace

Sounds like (for puns)

database data base diabase debase databases dateless dateable datable daytons duteous datas dead space doubtous dbase dtb autobus debus day trips datives deboss dhotis data dadas data bank

Angles

What if database had a customer service line? save
Database is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about database is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine database, but run by your grandma. save
Database: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like database is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for database. save
Database has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers database for the first time. save
Database if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save