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1. What if optimization had a customer service line? save
2. Optimization is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about optimization is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine optimization, but run by your grandma. save
5. Optimization: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like optimization is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for optimization. save
8. Optimization has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers optimization for the first time. save
10. Optimization if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save