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Means about the same

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Rhymes

tattered battered shattered scattered flattered spattered splattered chattered clattered pattered attard cat heard matt heard pat heard

Sounds like (for puns)

mattered muttered metered motored motard mitered nattered matter mastered mater matted matra matr mazzard smattered mattery matroid neutered madder madar madded maggard madere -metry

Angles

What if mattered had a customer service line? save
Mattered is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about mattered is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine mattered, but run by your grandma. save
Mattered: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like mattered is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for mattered. save
Mattered has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers mattered for the first time. save
Mattered if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save