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1. What if thing had a customer service line? save
2. Thing is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about thing is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine thing, but run by your grandma. save
5. Thing: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like thing is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for thing. save
8. Thing has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers thing for the first time. save
10. Thing if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save