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Means about the same

pitter-patter spatter sprinkle spiel spit line of gab patten pathed patting patted patte pattee patty paters patrin patterned patrai patar patan patterning patwin pattern patre peppered

Rhymes

tattered battered shattered scattered flattered spattered splattered chattered mattered clattered attard cat heard matt heard pat heard

Sounds like (for puns)

pattered petard petered puttered pittard pottered battered batard patter patted powdered patra patry patterned spattered patrie patr pastored patar patd buttered bettered bittered paard

Angles

What if pattered had a customer service line? save
Pattered is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about pattered is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine pattered, but run by your grandma. save
Pattered: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like pattered is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for pattered. save
Pattered has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers pattered for the first time. save
Pattered if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save