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1. What if initialization had a customer service line? save
2. Initialization is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about initialization is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine initialization, but run by your grandma. save
5. Initialization: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like initialization is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for initialization. save
8. Initialization has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers initialization for the first time. save
10. Initialization if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save