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1. What if initialize had a customer service line? save
2. Initialize is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about initialize is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine initialize, but run by your grandma. save
5. Initialize: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like initialize is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for initialize. save
8. Initialize has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers initialize for the first time. save
10. Initialize if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save