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1. What if authentication had a customer service line? save
2. Authentication is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about authentication is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine authentication, but run by your grandma. save
5. Authentication: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like authentication is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for authentication. save
8. Authentication has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers authentication for the first time. save
10. Authentication if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save