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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

backwardationfuturescommoditycrudepricespotdeliverycontractsoilstorageforwardsupplymarkethighercontractcurrent

Means about the same

contango daybackwardationfutures marketspreadforward marketforward contractfutures contractforwardspot marketlongingcontingencyoverhangspeculationindicationlong positionnegative pickupspotfront runningcash and carryaftermarkettime bargainpositionturnspot price

Sounds like (for puns)

contangocontigocontagiocontinuekentuckycontinucontinocontentocuntingcontinuokatinkacontinikatangacastonguaycontigkanangacantinocontamcontenucotingacontonefandangocondellocaetano

Angles

  1. What if contango had a customer service line? save
  2. Contango is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about contango is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine contango, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Contango: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like contango is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for contango. save
  8. Contango has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers contango for the first time. save
  10. Contango if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save