Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

futures marketforward contractforwardspreadforward marketdeath futuresoptioncallcall optiontime bargaintrading floorbasiscommodity exchangeexchangeablederivatives marketcash and carrycontangoactualsfinancial marketfloor traderbackwardationaccumulatorput optionidea future

Sounds like (for puns)

futures contractfutures marketoptions contractbreach of contractsocial contractsarcoticsoverigntysovereigntysovereigntiessalzano

Angles

  1. What if futures contract had a customer service line? save
  2. Futures contract is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about futures contract is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine futures contract, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Futures contract: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like futures contract is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for futures contract. save
  8. Futures contract has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers futures contract for the first time. save
  10. Futures contract if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save