Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

dwindlingexpirefuturesclausesexpiredstatewideagreementsrenewalcontractterminatedbaseswagesfirmsclauserenewedindexpercentagesalarydealscompaniesoptionsemploymentnoticeworth

Means about the same

compactfeesign upundertakegetsigntakeconcentrateabbreviateabridgeshortenconstrictcondensecompressreducesign onnarrowpressshrinksqueezeforeshortencutcontract bridgeaccords

Rhymes

artifactsimpactsfactstractsattractscontactsretractspactsbractsinteractsdetractscataractsextractsreactscompactsenactsdistractsexactsoverreactsbook of factscreating by mental actssubcontractsoveractsreenacts

Sounds like (for puns)

contractscounteractscontractcontactscounteractcontractorcataractscontrastsconstructscontractorscateractscontractercontactcontractedcontractingconstrictscontratcontractilecontact highcontact uscontrattokontaktinteractscounteracted

Angles

  1. What if contracts had a customer service line? save
  2. Contracts is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about contracts is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine contracts, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Contracts: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like contracts is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for contracts. save
  8. Contracts has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers contracts for the first time. save
  10. Contracts if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save