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1. What if segmentation clock had a customer service line? save
2. Segmentation clock is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about segmentation clock is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine segmentation clock, but run by your grandma. save
5. Segmentation clock: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like segmentation clock is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for segmentation clock. save
8. Segmentation clock has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers segmentation clock for the first time. save
10. Segmentation clock if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save