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1. What if segmentation had a customer service line? save
2. Segmentation is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about segmentation is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine segmentation, but run by your grandma. save
5. Segmentation: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like segmentation is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for segmentation. save
8. Segmentation has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers segmentation for the first time. save
10. Segmentation if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save