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1. What if microbial clock had a customer service line? save
2. Microbial clock is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about microbial clock is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine microbial clock, but run by your grandma. save
5. Microbial clock: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like microbial clock is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for microbial clock. save
8. Microbial clock has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers microbial clock for the first time. save
10. Microbial clock if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save