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1. What if second half had a customer service line? save
2. Second half is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about second half is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine second half, but run by your grandma. save
5. Second half: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like second half is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for second half. save
8. Second half has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers second half for the first time. save
10. Second half if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save