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Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

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Rhymes

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Sounds like (for puns)

pattonpattenpatonpatenpatanpatinpattinpeytonpaytonpotenpitonpaddenpottenputtenpittenbatonbattenbattonputinpattingpotinput inbattinbatin

Angles

  1. What if patton had a customer service line? save
  2. Patton is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about patton is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine patton, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Patton: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like patton is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for patton. save
  8. Patton has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers patton for the first time. save
  10. Patton if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save