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1. What if flatten had a customer service line? save
2. Flatten is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about flatten is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine flatten, but run by your grandma. save
5. Flatten: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like flatten is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for flatten. save
8. Flatten has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers flatten for the first time. save
10. Flatten if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save