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Means about the same

trench mortar howitzer rubble mortmain morta mortised mortem morte mortimer mortis mortise morten morts mortuary mortage morton morter mortally morticed mordaunt mortice montfort morty morion

Rhymes

headquartered quartered court heard

Sounds like (for puns)

mortared martyred mordred mortar morter mortary martyr marter motard martyry murdered mattered muttered mirrored mortars morder metered morford motored mitered norward martyrs marder morehead

Angles

What if mortared had a customer service line? save
Mortared is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about mortared is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine mortared, but run by your grandma. save
Mortared: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like mortared is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for mortared. save
Mortared has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers mortared for the first time. save
Mortared if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save