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1. What if microsoft small basic had a customer service line? save
2. Microsoft small basic is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about microsoft small basic is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine microsoft small basic, but run by your grandma. save
5. Microsoft small basic: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like microsoft small basic is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for microsoft small basic. save
8. Microsoft small basic has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers microsoft small basic for the first time. save
10. Microsoft small basic if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save