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1. What if microsoft basic had a customer service line? save
2. Microsoft basic is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about microsoft basic is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine microsoft basic, but run by your grandma. save
5. Microsoft basic: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like microsoft basic is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for microsoft basic. save
8. Microsoft basic has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers microsoft basic for the first time. save
10. Microsoft basic if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save