Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

citrinesqueaklispgemstoneoopxeroxprologjitjavascriptmvcperlwidgetoverloadeddynamicallyparceiffelpythonfortrangnuruntimejavabrowsertypedide

Means about the same

80objective-cnewspeakscriptolobjcsathertypescriptsystems languagestatically-typed languagesimulaturingobject-based languageschemesnobolscalastatic languagestandard mlactionscriptrubydynamic languagedialectcommon lispstatic typingweak typing

Rhymes

gawkstockcockstalkad hocshockblocksquawkmockbaulkknockhawkflockhockgridlockdeadlockfrocknocksmall talkpost hocclockdockbedrockwedlock

Sounds like (for puns)

small talksmalltalksmooth talkcelticsmack talksmoliksmall townsmalltownsmall-townsalt rocksaltysalt lakesaltesaltasalt licksaltieself talksaltisales talksmall-timeself-talksmall heathsalt ismall time

Angles

  1. What if smalltalk had a customer service line? save
  2. Smalltalk is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about smalltalk is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine smalltalk, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Smalltalk: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like smalltalk is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for smalltalk. save
  8. Smalltalk has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers smalltalk for the first time. save
  10. Smalltalk if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save