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1. What if matton had a customer service line? save
2. Matton is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about matton is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine matton, but run by your grandma. save
5. Matton: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like matton is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for matton. save
8. Matton has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers matton for the first time. save
10. Matton if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save