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Associations

tiss giga kilobyte shibboleth kish espoo karn calories prefixes rambo moto kilogram mega locust kiwi sprint watt cocaine heroin amadeus damien sonar lima binary

Means about the same

kilogram kg key kilometer kilogramme tonne ton pound brick moto catty kilograms kilometers kilogrammes gram pounds grammes grams hundredweight litre viss gramme milligram ounce

Rhymes

apropos show flow fallow although low bestow glow afterglow throw grotto beau forgo oh tableau tempo portfolio throe aficionado slow winnow undergo even so vertigo

Sounds like (for puns)

kilo kilo-killow kelo kello kellow collo killa colo callow kila kahlo kalo kolo killy calo callo killie kyloe killough collow guillot calais callais

Angles

What if kilo had a customer service line? save
Kilo is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about kilo is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine kilo, but run by your grandma. save
Kilo: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like kilo is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for kilo. save
Kilo has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers kilo for the first time. save
Kilo if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save