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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

avoirdupois uncia scruple tola pint zapp bullion carat kilogram nugget infraction gallon marijuana dram troy pound cans misdemeanor divisible minted calories fries grains caffeine

Means about the same

troy ounce snow leopard panthera uncia gram eleventh book iota troy gold drop shred porterhouse hint bit detail jot minimum gout eleven ramekins irbis oz smidgen modicum

Rhymes

trounce renounce denounce bounce jounce announce pronounce flounce pounce frounce mispronounce rounce counce crounse mounce younce

Sounds like (for puns)

ounce ence ance ince ense unce anse -ence -ance inse answ enss anss unsw bounce ons oun jounce onze counce onz awns mounce ahns

Angles

What if ounce had a customer service line? save
Ounce is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about ounce is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine ounce, but run by your grandma. save
Ounce: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like ounce is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for ounce. save
Ounce has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers ounce for the first time. save
Ounce if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save