Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

half-arsedhalfawakeweakheadedcackhandedslackhandedkack-handedhamfistedfalseheartedtinpothalf-cutweakwilledoff-handbassackwardskludgeydeadhandedshort-handedbackasswardsweakhandedhamhandedlazyassshort handedbrokenhandeddullwittedout-of-whack

Sounds like (for puns)

half-assedhalfassedhalf assedhalf facedhalf asshalf-masthalf masthalf casthalf-asshalf casteholdfasthalf-casteheadfastsapphisthafthaisthafsahafsahhafeezhafshalf-lighthadsthaftshalf boot

Angles

  1. What if halfassed had a customer service line? save
  2. Halfassed is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about halfassed is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine halfassed, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Halfassed: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like halfassed is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for halfassed. save
  8. Halfassed has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers halfassed for the first time. save
  10. Halfassed if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save