Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

miserabledamnedpatheticpitifulpitiablegoddamnedgoddamndamnfreakingleadershipdirectoratedirectiongoddamhalfheartedhalf heartedhalfheartedlyhalfwithalfnesshalf bakedamateurishincompletelyineffectivelyincompetentlyamateurishness

Sounds like (for puns)

half-assedhalfassedhalf assedhalf facedhalf asshalf-masthalf masthalf casthalf-asshalf casteholdfasthalf-casteheadfastsapphisthafthaisthafsahafsahhafeezhafshalf-lighthadsthaftshalf boot

Angles

  1. What if half assed had a customer service line? save
  2. Half assed is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about half assed is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine half assed, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Half assed: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like half assed is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for half assed. save
  8. Half assed has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers half assed for the first time. save
  10. Half assed if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save