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1. What if dft had a customer service line? save
2. Dft is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about dft is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine dft, but run by your grandma. save
5. Dft: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like dft is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for dft. save
8. Dft has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers dft for the first time. save
10. Dft if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save