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1. What if convolution had a customer service line? save
2. Convolution is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about convolution is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine convolution, but run by your grandma. save
5. Convolution: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like convolution is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for convolution. save
8. Convolution has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers convolution for the first time. save
10. Convolution if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save