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1. What if certified had a customer service line? save
2. Certified is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about certified is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine certified, but run by your grandma. save
5. Certified: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like certified is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for certified. save
8. Certified has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers certified for the first time. save
10. Certified if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save