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Associations

Means about the same

hmm hum huh mmm clear one's throat cough husk hock whoop throat gack hack gargle stick in someone's throat kink bring a lump to someone's throat croup gulp choke sniffle snot gurgle snot up achoo

Sounds like (for puns)

ahem ehem oham awesome onem osm ockham aarom allam odam osum osom ogham aaha aasm ahome aham ohim fhm olim onym ochem autumn otten

Angles

What if ahem had a customer service line? save
Ahem is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about ahem is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine ahem, but run by your grandma. save
Ahem: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like ahem is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for ahem. save
Ahem has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers ahem for the first time. save
Ahem if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save