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1. What if gulp had a customer service line? save
2. Gulp is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about gulp is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine gulp, but run by your grandma. save
5. Gulp: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like gulp is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for gulp. save
8. Gulp has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers gulp for the first time. save
10. Gulp if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save