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1. What if zij had a customer service line? save
2. Zij is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about zij is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine zij, but run by your grandma. save
5. Zij: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like zij is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for zij. save
8. Zij has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers zij for the first time. save
10. Zij if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save