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1. What if variance had a customer service line? save
2. Variance is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about variance is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine variance, but run by your grandma. save
5. Variance: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like variance is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for variance. save
8. Variance has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers variance for the first time. save
10. Variance if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save