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1. What if upon self had a customer service line? save
2. Upon self is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about upon self is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine upon self, but run by your grandma. save
5. Upon self: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like upon self is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for upon self. save
8. Upon self has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers upon self for the first time. save
10. Upon self if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save